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lightheartedsuggestion:

okay but being a person is hard

January 14 ♥ 3026 via source

woodlesbian:

mom said it’s my turn to conjure the old gods

January 13 ♥ 49088 via source

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

me @ my cat: baby enjoy toy. mommy buy for you. enjoy entertainment baby
cat: fuck you. give me more crumpled starbucks receipts

January 13 ♥ 92091 via source

xtec:

thothoward:
the funniest thing we do to alligators is duct tape their mouths shut when we need to handle them. imagine being a creature so ancient and undefeatable that you haven’t changed in thousands of years being rendered basically defenseless by a piece of plastic
SHUT

January 13 ♥ 41644 via source

warriormale:

storm-cloud-dancer:
goldfyshie927:
the-armed-utahn:
gayasinnotqueer:
bloodytales:
(Her holding him as she called the cops)
Ladies lift some weights
the fact she’s wearing a UFC shirt made me chuckle.
@warriormale
any thoughts?
He definitely made the wrong choice on who to rob!
He paid dearly for it!
WarriorMale

January 13 ♥ 30701 via source

medusabraids:

jk rowling’s at it again

January 13 ♥ 85518 via source

exquisittrash:

homoboyfriend:
Wig? Bread?
Am I doing this right?

January 13 ♥ 18417 via source

beaky-peartree:

the only DB Cooper theories i accept:
he died cuz he was an idiot who jumped out of a fucking plane during a rain storm in the middle of the night
it’s tommy wiseau

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bigprettygothgf:

terrible news today lads

January 13 ♥ 5082 via source

acervidae:

mutuals…..do this

January 13 ♥ 224 via source

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SHUT

(Her holding him as she called the cops)

Wig? Bread?

the only DB Cooper theories i accept: